Hey, you lot! Cut the chatter ’cause Ministry of Cuteness is here to shake things up with our very first jumper, the ‘Flagship’ – and it ain’t just some dainty design, it’s a full-on riot! We’ve nicked the eco-friendly cheekiness of our tees and spun it into something way more raucous, for those who give a damn about the planet but aren’t afraid to throw a punch in style. This ain’t no soppy jumper your nan knitted while humming hymns; it’s the stuff of punk legend.

#FCKFASTFASHION

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MINA


Check out our very first EVER collaboration. We worked with the fabulous singer MINA to release some t-shirts. Her vibe and universe is completely mesmerising and we cannot wait for you to discover them.

mina-music.net

 

Care Guide: How to Keep Your Tee Fresh & Fierce!

Inside Out

Wash your tee inside out for ultimate preservation.

Cold & Bold

Opt for cold water to wash your tee and maintain its spirit.

Gentle please

Use a mild detergent to keep your tee’s colors vibrant and fierce.

No Bleach, Just Reach

Steer clear of bleach, keep that shit for the floor.

be green & dry

Hang dry your tee to let it embrace the wild air.
❤️ Remember, these are premium organic cotton tees. Treat them with the love (you and) they deserve.

At Ministry of Cuteness, we’re on a mission to disrupt the fashion industry with our badass, planet-loving apparel. Our t-shirts are made from GOTS-certified organic cotton and recycled materials, and the entire production chain meets the highest industry standards. Join us and let’s create a more sustainable world together.

#FCKFASTFASHION

Don’t forget to check the size guide and how to give mucho love to your tees.

HO-HO-HO
$69
Flagship Jumper
$69
Coup de Foudre
$69
Every pumpkin has eyes tonight 1
$39
Every pumpkin has eyes tonight 2
$39
Every pumpkin has eyes tonight 3
$39
Choose Life
$39
Beach Bitch
$39
Maybe, Maybe not
$39
Flagship Summer of 23
$39
#FCKFASTFASHION
$39
Tokyo City Pop
$39
Furry Fury Steel
$39
A Dog’s Life
$39
Life in Plastic
$39
Galactic SpaceBear Ascension
$39
Fucking Hot Summer!
$39
Ministry of Cuteness Pride Month
$39
Ministry of Cuteness Navy Blue Flagship
$39
“Manners Maketh Man”
$39
PARTY HARD
$39
“We’re all the same inside”
$39
Fuck Off
$39
Scientifically Accurate Heart
$39
Finally Famous
$39
FUCK YOGA
$39
Cheesy Goodness
$39
M

Mína, the indie singer-songwriter-producer, is an unstoppable force in the music scene. With a passion for composing personal and genre-bending melodies, Mína has quickly become a rising star. We’re thrilled to collaborate with her on a limited-edition t-shirt that showcases her unique style and rebellious attitude.

As she prepares to release her upcoming debut single “Kay” featuring Jay Lansen, we can’t wait to see what she has in store for the future. Shop now at ministryofcuteness.com to get your hands on this exclusive collaboration.

 

mina-music.net

MINA Flagship Black
$49
K A Y
$49

Punk is eco-friendly, man. 🤟🏼

Ministry of Cuteness is all about punking the planet with sustainable fashion. partnering with Stanley/Stella aligns perfectly with our values. Stanley/Stella is a well-known brand in the fashion industry for its commitment to eco-friendly and ethical production practices, using 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and recycled materials in their clothing. By using their t-shirts for our brand, we can ensure that our products are made with high-quality, sustainable materials and that the production process meets the highest standards for environmental and social responsibility. This partnership allows us to offer our customers stylish and trendy clothing options that are also environmentally friendly and socially responsible, making a positive impact on the world.

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Punk is eco-friendly, man. 🤟🏼

Ministry of Cuteness is all about punking the planet with sustainable fashion. Partnering with Stanley/Stella aligns perfectly with our values. Stanley/Stella is a well-known brand in the fashion industry for its commitment to eco-friendly and ethical production practices, using 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and recycled materials in their clothing.

By using their t-shirts for our brand, we can ensure that our products are made with high-quality, sustainable materials and that the production process meets the highest standards for environmental and social responsibility.

This partnership allows us to offer our customers stylish and trendy clothing options that are also environmentally friendly and socially responsible, making a positive impact on the world.

SIZE GUIDE & LOVE

Measurements

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

size chart

Centimeters
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 69 49 20.6
M 72 52 21.6
L 74 55 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
Inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Love

BLEACHING: Are you serious??? NO, NIET, NEVER.
WASHING: 30°
DRYING: Air/wind. Avoid tumble
IRONING: 100°
PRO TIP: Wash your tee inside out for ultimate preservation.

by the way

PREMIUM QUALITY: The product is made from premium, high-quality materials.
Eco-friendly: The product consists of 100% organic cotton.
Produced responsibly: The manufacturing is lawful, ethical, and safe for the workers and environment.
Labels: GOTS / RCS / OCS / Vegan approved

SIZE GUIDE & LOVE

Measurements

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

size chart

Centimeters
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 69 49 20.6
M 72 52 21.6
L 74 55 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
Inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Love

BLEACHING: Are you serious??? NO, NIET, NEVER.
WASHING: 30°
DRYING: Air/wind. Avoid tumble
IRONING: 100°
PRO TIP: Wash your tee inside out for ultimate preservation.

by the way

PREMIUM QUALITY: The product is made from premium, high-quality materials.
Eco-friendly: The product consists of 100% organic cotton.
Produced responsibly: The manufacturing is lawful, ethical, and safe for the workers and environment.
Labels: GOTS / RCS / OCS / Vegan approved

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